Funny jokes and pics thread
Dave, you are venturing into Eddie levels of street cred now, mate. Nobody on here has said anything about kerry gold or whatever the fuck it is and their cheddar being the best in the world. I could send you to the specialist cheese place in Belfast where we bought our selection and you would leave the shop with some quality cheese. That’s it. Decent cheese. Nobody claiming otherwise. Like the great philosopher sang, let it go…
That wasn’t my point, Dave.
Here’s a few I’ve tried over Christmas, Dave. Get on these and have your mind blown into smithereens.
Cais Dubh (it’s like a sharp Gouda)
Durrus Farmhouse Dry Aged (fucking unbelievable stuff)
Crozier Blue
Diliskus (this was my fave, infused with dilisk seaweed - this has a meaty flavour that transforms into a salty mineral vegetable broth with tones of white wine and then the spicy finish)
Also had a selection of various whiskey infused bites which were top notch too.
Thanks, Dave, and enjoy.
I’ll be honest, cheddars don’t interest me, I must have eaten hundreds of them and I just don’t really find them very interesting anymore.
The last decent one I had was called ‘Lincolnshire Poacher’, which despite the name, is a cheddar.
That is fucking shit, Zack
Don’t worry about Zack, he’s just making a late bid for spacker of 2020.
Unfortunately the polling already closed and Si won.
To be fair though, Zackster has a point.
Here’s a classic that contains the lines:
“I used to run man down in my Nikes, now I just do it in my Pumas” (lol. wat?)
and “See the car dash like Kimberley” (geddit?)
Another classic…
“I’ll strip off your underwear cause I’m the undertaker”
“People call me Romeo, you can call me Ro”
"I get randy
Do you know what handy?
A little glass of brandy"
- Edited
So I won spacker of 2020 yet dave edna ever-reg just rolled out those 3 videos without the slightest hint of irony. Lol. I think some of my brain just farted out my ear…