Instagram didn’t exist, so he turned his walls into the next best thing.

Two wives managed to wrangle a girls night out from their husbands and went out on the piss.
On the way home that night they both needed a piss and decided to take a detour through a graveyard.
After relieving themselves one used her panties to clean up as there was nothing else close by, the other one being hammered drunk reached for a wreath and wiped herself with that. They both wobbled home.
Next morning one of the husbands rang his mate as soon as he was up out of bed.

“That’s the last time those two go out together again, mine came home with no panties.”

“You think that’s bad, mine came home with a card stuck in her crack that said, from all the lads at the firestation, we’ll never forget you.”

Not big on novelty house items, but:

And Daft Punk/French house is nauseating drivel

  • Amps replied to this.

    Smallman1 I dunno, if you could order a Sunburn one, or R&S, WARP, F Com, Sounds Good or the like, could look okay in a home studio.

      seanc80 Not gonna lie, I like Homework a fair bit. Some good noisy techno on there.

        I need, not want, need a Renaissance rug.

          Amps In other news, I was just checking that Sounds Good was the label I was thinking of, checked my vinyl, and found an old copy of Razzle in with them. Winner.

            Amps ‘Homework’ is great. Their other albums are complete and utter audible gash.

            • Amps replied to this.

              The fact that it’s a ‘retro’ CD makes me feel a bit sad.

              Amps I dunno, if you could order a Sunburn one, or R&S, WARP, F Com, Sounds Good or the like, could look okay in a home studio.

              I mean sure, if you’re a completely uncouth looser.

              Anyone with any panache would give it the ole s to the werve big time.

              • Amps replied to this.

                Could use one to cover the hole in your roof?

                Smallman1 I won’t argue, it’s a stretch innit, but most home studios look a bit novelty, very rare you see them done in tasteful arts and craft aesthetic or the like. Although, all the faux cubist inspired stuff which is everywhere at the moment could work. This is the ginger Laurence Llewelyn-Bowen, signing off.