Thats the most American thing I’ve ever seen, jy!

7 days later

My obese parrot died earlier. That’s a weight off my shoulder.

    Bought a dog off a blacksmith the other day, took it home, only had it 5 minutes and it made a bolt for the door.

      You won’t beat Tim Vine for those sort of jokes

      Recently I’ve become addicted to brake fluid, but I can stop whenever I like.

      Someone call 999 there’s a Liqui on fire!

      LT42 Bought a dog off a blacksmith the other day, took it home, only had it 5 minutes and it made a bolt for the door.

      This is world class!

          zackster lol. I would be open carrying the shit out of it if I lived in the great US of A. Proper Arnie in Commando style. Are you OK to place landmines/claymores as long as you don’t arm them?

            Where’s that image on the bloke with a fuck off bazooka strapped to his back whist he’s ordering a Meatball Mariana in Subway

            @Amps - was it you who posted it?

            • -si- replied to this.

              I don’t know but I would love to see it!

              I wanna see this guy actually draw that fucking cannon. His elbow will be above his head!