This has kept me amused today:

  • Amps replied to this.

    The #wrappedupwarm from the ‘Twickers being done properly’ picture is still making me laugh.

    I love the face on the bloke holding the knife.

    That cunt is an estate agent, guaranteed.

      bosstrabs Really? I assumed that was exactly what you looked like going to a Chelsea game, hot chocolate and giant scarf to boot.

          bosstrabs I love the face on the bloke holding the knife.

          That cunt is an estate agent, guaranteed.

          Sales Director for Knight Frank & Rutley in Hants.

            I’ll do a ‘Stanny B done proppers’ picture as soon as I can.

              Amps Really? I assumed that was exactly what you looked like going to a Chelsea game, hot chocolate and giant scarf to boot.

              Smallman is on the District line, sniggering at the back as ‘Chels’ supporters push anyone black off the train.

                Smallman1 I’ll do a ‘Stanny B done proppers’ picture as soon as I can.

                Please explain precisely how you arrived at deciding to refer to it as ‘Stanny B’.

                  The silence is deafening… it honestly wouldn’t surprise me if Smalls is such a plastic buffoon that he didn’t even realise that the stadium is called Stamford Bridge, having nothing to do with either the Bay Area University, or the village in Norfolk.

                  There is a Stamford Bridge near me too (Cheshire).

                  I’m actually working on a life-size papier mache model of Smallman and Bryan Adams that I can put there, by the roadside, with hot chocs in their hands.

                  I’m then going to drive past one day with an aluminium baseball bat and wallop their heads off at 60mph.

                  • -si- replied to this.

                    Do miss me ole mucka Bry.

                    Top lad.

                    He absolutely loves me.

                    bosstrabs I’m actually working on a life-size papier mache model of Smallman and Bryan Adams that I can put there, by the roadside, with hot chocs in their hands.

                    I’m then going to drive past one day with an aluminium baseball bat and wallop their heads off at 60mph.

                    Lol. I was starting to worry about dave, he has had an up and down couple of weeks but i needn’t have bothered. He’s back with a bang!

                        -si-
                        A bit worried about his violent tendencies myself.

                          I’m just joking Dubman.

                          Concentrate on reducing your own weed intake. Focus on that instead.

                            bosstrabs
                            So was I mate..concentrate on not taking things so seriously.. haven’t smoked any weed in the UK for about 3 years.

                              “That Si from Northern Ireland? Yeah, he’s got top banter.”