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Funny jokes and pics thread
An Enfield man has been banned from his local Lidl for taking his pet snake with him on a shopping trip.
Staff and customers were stunned when Andre Belle-Etoile strolled into the Enfield store with his pet python Pliskin draped around his neck.
Some petrified shoppers looked on in horror as the 46-year-old wandered the aisles before being told to leave by management.
Andre claimed he made the trip to test the storeās no dog policy āto the limitā.
He said the five-year-old, 6ft-long reptile posed no danger to other shoppers and that he did not know what all the fuss was about.
After leaving the supermarket Andre, went to a nearby branch of B&Q to buy some compost.
A spokeswoman for Lidl said: āWeād kindly ask Mr Belle-Etoile to leave Pliskin the snake at home in future - after all, weāre a supermarket, not a safari.ā
Good to see Zoogly having a reg straight off the bat.
mono-stereo TV Go Home was fucking brilliant.
Along_the_Wire Aye. This one really made me laugh:
Did you ever get the annual? Fucking hell, itās funny. The edition of Daily Mail Island is genius. The Daily Mail has a question of the day in the letters page with a yes and a no argument - in the Daily Mail Island the question posed is āIs homosexuality an abominationā and there are two arguments āyesā and āyesā. Fucking brilliant.
LOL. No i missed that. I donāt think Brooker is anywhere near as funny as he was back then. All went downhill after Nathan Barley.
mono-stereo I agree with that, but when Cunt appeared in TV Go Home, I could barely function laughing.
I once saw a Brooker at a festival with his wife and baby in a pram. I donāt think to this day Iāve seen a more miserable person.
Along_the_Wire Did you ever get the annual? Fucking hell, itās funny. The edition of Daily Mail Island is genius. The Daily Mail has a question of the day in the letters page with a yes and a no argument - in the Daily Mail Island the question posed is āIs homosexuality an abominationā and there are two arguments āyesā and āyesā. Fucking brilliant.
Lol, that is class!
Along_the_Wire Met him at a mateās birthday about 8/9 years ago and he was quite jolly and the centre of attention
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This is the thread I never check in on normally, whether on Bedrock or the previous Jaded Clubbers.
The proper mongsā thread, route one to lols via other
mono-stereo brilliant
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This thread is littered with absolute rubbish. Its actually the opposite of funny.
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Now Amps Im disappointed with you for that - it was nothing personal. You meant well even if the thread title is akin to something a 3 year old would scrawl on the wall with chalk. Its not your fault that literally none of the posts are funny in the slightest.
The top top jokes thread is where itās at.
For dessert he ate a 75 year old moose
Lol!
All joking aside I think itās sweet that even after 50 years he still knows how to spoil his wife rotten on their anniversary
That gate post was made for eating chicken out of a can.
I love everything about this picture. Everything that is awful about the (mainly Southern, though I acknowledge the lad at the back has a Newcastle top on) English in one simple pic. Right down to the haughty arrogance that having a rubbish picnic in a rugby club car park is doing something ārightā.
Looks like potted meat in the sandwich.
Their meat was potted
Their brains were rotted
And their bants were as shit as when Rhouses squatted