I love everything about this picture. Everything that is awful about the (mainly Southern, though I acknowledge the lad at the back has a Newcastle top on) English in one simple pic. Right down to the haughty arrogance that having a rubbish picnic in a rugby club car park is doing something ‘right’.

    Looks like potted meat in the sandwich.

    Their meat was potted
    Their brains were rotted
    And their bants were as shit as when Rhouses squatted

    bosstrabs The menace on the left is putting on those gloves and smiling like he’s about to re-enact the Christopher Walken scene from True Romance

      Just spotted that they’re also drinking Corona, bleurgh.

      14 days later

      This has kept me amused today:

      • Amps replied to this.

        The #wrappedupwarm from the ‘Twickers being done properly’ picture is still making me laugh.

        I love the face on the bloke holding the knife.

        That cunt is an estate agent, guaranteed.

          bosstrabs Really? I assumed that was exactly what you looked like going to a Chelsea game, hot chocolate and giant scarf to boot.

              bosstrabs I love the face on the bloke holding the knife.

              That cunt is an estate agent, guaranteed.

              Sales Director for Knight Frank & Rutley in Hants.

                I’ll do a ‘Stanny B done proppers’ picture as soon as I can.

                  Amps Really? I assumed that was exactly what you looked like going to a Chelsea game, hot chocolate and giant scarf to boot.

                  Smallman is on the District line, sniggering at the back as ‘Chels’ supporters push anyone black off the train.

                    Smallman1 I’ll do a ‘Stanny B done proppers’ picture as soon as I can.

                    Please explain precisely how you arrived at deciding to refer to it as ‘Stanny B’.

                      The silence is deafening… it honestly wouldn’t surprise me if Smalls is such a plastic buffoon that he didn’t even realise that the stadium is called Stamford Bridge, having nothing to do with either the Bay Area University, or the village in Norfolk.

                      There is a Stamford Bridge near me too (Cheshire).

                      I’m actually working on a life-size papier mache model of Smallman and Bryan Adams that I can put there, by the roadside, with hot chocs in their hands.

                      I’m then going to drive past one day with an aluminium baseball bat and wallop their heads off at 60mph.

                      • -si- replied to this.

                        Do miss me ole mucka Bry.

                        Top lad.

                        He absolutely loves me.