Two wives managed to wrangle a girls night out from their husbands and went out on the piss.
On the way home that night they both needed a piss and decided to take a detour through a graveyard.
After relieving themselves one used her panties to clean up as there was nothing else close by, the other one being hammered drunk reached for a wreath and wiped herself with that. They both wobbled home.
Next morning one of the husbands rang his mate as soon as he was up out of bed.
“That’s the last time those two go out together again, mine came home with no panties.”
“You think that’s bad, mine came home with a card stuck in her crack that said, from all the lads at the firestation, we’ll never forget you.”
