My obese parrot died earlier. That’s a weight off my shoulder.
LT42
Ban request, mods.
jonattonyeah To whoever stole my bed…. I won’t rest till I find you.
Bought a dog off a blacksmith the other day, took it home, only had it 5 minutes and it made a bolt for the door.
LT42 That’ll do.
LT42 Bought a dog off a blacksmith the other day, took it home, only had it 5 minutes and it made a bolt for the door.
This is world class!
You won’t beat Tim Vine for those sort of jokes
Recently I’ve become addicted to brake fluid, but I can stop whenever I like.
Someone call 999 there’s a Liqui on fire!
Smallman1 brilliant gag that.
zackster lol. I would be open carrying the shit out of it if I lived in the great US of A. Proper Arnie in Commando style. Are you OK to place landmines/claymores as long as you don’t arm them?
zackster Need some seriously strong arms to aim the piece on the right.
Where’s that image on the bloke with a fuck off bazooka strapped to his back whist he’s ordering a Meatball Mariana in Subway
@Amps - was it you who posted it?
Old-Dutch
What could possibly go wrong when the young sales assistant puts peppered cheese on his toasted sub instead of grated?
I don’t know but I would love to see it!
I wanna see this guy actually draw that fucking cannon. His elbow will be above his head!
Good to see the chap with the shooter is rocking Asics.
Great legs too
