BlainSA another lol! Love that one. Needs commissioning asap. Would watch

    From May to December
    Remake of the classic 80s sitcom with Derrick May reprising the lead role. Set in Pinner, London, this rousing coming of age comedy follows the same beat as the original with an ageing, widowed solicitor, May, entering a romance with a much younger woman with a particular fetishism for dungarees and striped jumper combos. Things take a turn for the worse when May sexual assaults her before burning her body and leaving her in a wheelie bin. The well known ‘September Song’ plays the end credits with a Latin afro beat remix to bring it bang up to date.

    Sneak Practice.
    Cosy Sunday night drama about a DJ who retrains as Dr in rural Derbyshire. Frequent beefs with other Drs at the medical centre means drama ensues.

    Norman Cook’s Dumper Truck

    Flowery-shirted superstar DJ Norman Cook returns home from a nights graft dropping breakbeat house bombs to the kids….

    Only to find rubber-faced human spitting image doll Zoe Balls ‘entertaining’ a different dance music legend each week.

    Theme for each episode is inspired by the guest star;

    We Continue - Feature length opening episode starring Pete Tong and a bag of blue pills.
    Fingered - starring Larry Heard.
    Relentless pounding - starringBen Klock.
    Drilled - starring Jeff Mills.
    Wasn’t me - starring Shaggy

    Whilst each guest is amusing themselves, Norman takes the opportunity to ‘delve deep into the box’ and explore their ‘secret weapons’.

    Show renamed ‘Norman Cook: Alpha Cuck’ for the Yankee frat boy market

    Oaky goes Croaky

    After a second Class A induced stroke in his Connaught Square mansion superstar DJ Paul Oakenfold loses the ability to speak and uses his now famous ‘headphones in front of mouth’ setup as a quasi Phantom of the Opera mask to hide his facial disfigurement.

    Participants are then invited to produce potential tracks for a host of his diffusion Perfecto labels from a range of colours exceeding those of Circulation’s first 2 albums.

    Mr. Oakenfold utilises a host of communication techniques learned from his time pioneering psy-trance on the Indian subcontinent ranging from Siddharta-esque expressionless Perfecto telepathy ©, to shaminstic Stamford bridge hand manoeuvres to convey his displeasure to the participants who are then eliminated consecutively by a panel of washed up 90’s sycophants including Grace, PPK, and Seb Fontaine.

    The winning entry forfeits all rights to their production and the renamed track is released as an official Oakenfold/ Osbourne production.

      Wasily Participants are then invited to produce potential tracks for a host of his diffusion Perfecto labels from a range of colours exceeding those of Circulation’s first 2 albums.

      😂

        Berghain Hunt

        This reboot sees host Brandon Block send 2 sets of contestants into Berghain with a oner to see how much blow they can bring out with them. All methods of bartering are allowed as what happens in Berghain stays in Berghain.

        The winner is the couple who brings out the most amount of blow for host Brandon, whilst also having the most amount of money left over for even more blow.

          Lol @ Berghain Hunt. Quality. Sean applied to appear on the show but got turned down.

          You lads seriously need help

          Better Call (Will) Saul

          Follows the transformation of Will Saul (Will Saul), a former con artist who is trying to become a respectable melodic house producer etc etc etc…

          Weekend at Hernie’s - Hernan has an epic scale party at his beachside villa. It’s like Weekend at Bernie’s, but everyone except Hernan pretends they’re dead while he bangs out early doors prog for 48 hours straight.