Best Boiler Room Ever

jonattonyeah

bosstrabs

It’s so difficult, I wanted to choose Anklepants, but AG Cook just drops bangers.

jonattonyeah

bosstrabs AG Cook just drops bangers

That set is something else.

bosstrabs

Defining Anklepants moment comes from 22:44 onwards where is just repeating his own name in a bizarre falsetto voice while making his penis-nose twitch.

ScottBailey

GFOTY dropping the Andy Cole song at 17 minute mark for surely one of the most epic moments in dance music history?!

The lighting just doesn’t do it justice.

bosstrabs

On the DIVA set, I love the look on the face of the roadman in the Umbro sweatshirt throughout.

ScottBailey

bosstrabs the dude on the right cracks me up. She’s giving it the old meditation speech bollox to get people into the vibe, but he’s just swigging on a can of wife beater like he’s at a mate’s (really bad) house party

ScottBailey

Shout out to Merzbow for being about to play 20 minutes of feedback in thr name of art!
I’m definitely doing something wrong in life…

Heno

Seen scotch egg at Glastonbury and in a small pub in Ireland have to say he’s the best in the business, absolute head case

bosstrabs

I had a Scotch Egg at a small pub in Ireland, it was a spud encased in mash with a potato farl breading.

Smallman1

Scotch eggs are awful things.

S to the werve!

bosstrabs

Smallman1 They can be very good in a decent pub, to be fair.

The manky ones you’ve probably bought in Boots as part of a meal deal, less so.

Mad_Cyril

Can’t be arsed watching if I’m honest JTY. I’m voting for Admiral Akbar looky likey, Otto.

Top top outfit, looks like a winner to me

jonattonyeah

Some thoughts.

Otto Von Schirach, Anklepants, and our man Scotch Egg appeared to be having a good time so fair play to them. Bunch of nuts, but they’re funny. Scotch Egg also brings a frying pan with him. All the same night, too. Can’t choose them.

Can’t do Merzbow as that’s just not music.

Michael Jukeson changes his t-shirt like 5 or 6 times for some reason. Can’t vote for him on that alone.

PC Music (AG Cook and GFOTY)….I can never tell if they’re trolling. Pretty sure GFOTY is, in fact, trolling so whatever that is is out. Cook seems to take his nonsense very, very seriously.

DIVA is so, so bad. She makes those bunker dwellers endure like 10 minutes of meditation. But she’s not bad looking so…

AG Cook it is. Best Boiler Room ever.

mono-stereo

I just skipped through the GFOTY set.

It’s shambolic.

hugopal

There’s a new contender.

Rebecca Black.

Yes it’s actually that Rebecca Black.

As if she hasn’t had enough of being the butt of music-related jokes for one lifetime already, here’s her trainwrecking for an hour through dance pop Crazy Frog remixes (which the MC at the start of the set proclaims to be “techno”). I kid you not.

And can Boiler Room be said to have any credibility left whatsoever when hosting complete shit like this?! A new low; even worse than Yung Lean just playing songs off his phone.

SM001

hugopal Yes it’s actually that Rebecca Black.

Never heard of her.

SM001

hugopal Yung Lean just playing songs off his phone

I just Googled it and watched a few minutes and its one of the most depressing things i’ve ever seen.

Now wheres my disc 2…?

Phil-McRackin

Wow. Had to Google who she was, think I prefer her early stuff. Going to cheer myself up and watch Threads on the iplayer.

hugopal

Phil-McRackin think I prefer her early stuff

Yeah, I mean at least something actually funny came out of that:

Old-Dutch

Dave posted a Boiler Room of some fella a couple of years ago. It’s literally the worst thing I’ve ever seen. Absolutely horrendous.

Dan

Old-Dutch