Smallman1 Took some giant defender’s studs right across my foot, then ran on it for 80 minutes before it snapped. Scored our only goal to even it up just before it broke while playing down a man already. Totally worth it lol.

      303abuser shouting ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED? At some old wan walking his Jack Russell while Loopy (in full ref kit) sprays hair mousse on the ground to mark where the wall goes.

          Millsy 😂 That’s basically it. Mostly out of shape guys who weren’t any good in their prime slide tackling and yelling at each other like it’s the bloody World Cup.

            The following 3 phrases can always be heard on a Sunday league pitch, back stick, sling it in the mixer and my personal fave, we go again.

              Throwing a few cheeky lollipops and reducers in on a Sunday is what made BRITAIN so BRITISH.

              Can imagine this is the scene from every park/common across the land every Sunday

              Turning up to Sunday league footy after a night on the beans and booze, hoping I start as a sub so I can go and have a kip in the car instead. Happy days!!

              Ordered a weighted vest a couple of months ago and finally got it today. 45 minutes just walking around the house with an extra 20 lbs and I’m already tired.

                303abuser 45 minutes just walking around the house with an extra 20 lbs and I’m already tired

                Are you suggesting that rhouses walking 15 minutes around the house everyday with his extra 100lbs is actually an impressive endurance athlete?!

                  He’s got Grealish’s calves with built-in shin guards.

                  The only sport I’m involved in as an adult is trying to come up with excuses as to why we dont need a water feature with a larger fence at the end of the garden. I’m fucking bollixed.

                    LT42 sorting out the recycling and taking out the rubbish is a sport isn’t it? That’s what tell myself