Millsy šŸ˜‚ Thatā€™s basically it. Mostly out of shape guys who werenā€™t any good in their prime slide tackling and yelling at each other like itā€™s the bloody World Cup.

    The following 3 phrases can always be heard on a Sunday league pitch, back stick, sling it in the mixer and my personal fave, we go again.

      Throwing a few cheeky lollipops and reducers in on a Sunday is what made BRITAIN so BRITISH.

      Can imagine this is the scene from every park/common across the land every Sunday

      Turning up to Sunday league footy after a night on the beans and booze, hoping I start as a sub so I can go and have a kip in the car instead. Happy days!!

      Ordered a weighted vest a couple of months ago and finally got it today. 45 minutes just walking around the house with an extra 20 lbs and Iā€™m already tired.

        303abuser 45 minutes just walking around the house with an extra 20 lbs and Iā€™m already tired

        Are you suggesting that rhouses walking 15 minutes around the house everyday with his extra 100lbs is actually an impressive endurance athlete?!

          Heā€™s got Grealishā€™s calves with built-in shin guards.

          The only sport Iā€™m involved in as an adult is trying to come up with excuses as to why we dont need a water feature with a larger fence at the end of the garden. Iā€™m fucking bollixed.

            LT42 sorting out the recycling and taking out the rubbish is a sport isnā€™t it? Thatā€™s what tell myself