Queen Elizabeth DEAD

zackster

Is this when the boats do flips in the river, and hundreds of workers have to sleep in the mud under London Bridge?

Smallman1

zackster Is this when the boats do flips in the river, and hundreds of workers have to sleep in the mud under London Bridge?

It’s where the rest of the world looks at GREAT Britain and thinks ‘kin hell, that is some place.’

ScottBailey

If Lizzy makes it ton-up, does she write herself her own congratulations card?

Homegrove

Smallman1

She’s back!

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-61437148

zackster

Rats!

zackster

Just when I thought I couldn’t hate this bitch anymore

RichM

zackster fair play to her, she is the boss, if she doesn’t want garlic there then it can do one.

Although I’m guessing that was a load of shit anyway.

Along_the_Wire

Fair play to an entitled cunt? I fucking despise kingdoms. Oh but what about the tourism revenue? Fuck it

Old-Dutch

Do love the old ‘tourist revenue’ line. Probably worked out by the sum of every single person outside Berkingham Palace x the full amount of their estimated expenses and trip to the UK including flights and accommodation

Mad_Cyril

Old-Dutch
I always spend a fortune at the souvenir shop @ Euston to be fair

bosstrabs

Mad_Cyril I always spend a fortune at the souvenir shop @ Euston to be fair

That’s because it’s the only tolerable place to be on Euston concourse, the other places being either Leon, where you can get a flimsy croque monsieur for £7, or the bar which is full of bad northerners from places like Preston, Warrington and Carlisle coming back from taking their hideous offspring to watch Wicked!

zackster

Its just further proof that she’s a fucking vampire

mono-stereo

zackster She’s an operating phaeton lizard, not a vampire. How many times do we need to go through this?

mono-stereo

Bunting
Pimms o’clock
Catalogue trousers

mono-stereo

Nick Witchell getting rained on asking “Exactly what role Prince Andrew will play in the celebrations remains unclear, although palace officals confrim he will be placing his testicles in a dog’s mouth, as is tradition”.

Along_the_Wire

Some busy-body cunts in our street have organised a street party for the Sunday of that weekend. There won’t be anywhere near to move the car to as other streets are doing it too, which will be a right pain in the arse. Worse though is that the missus wants to get involved. Terrible barney last night - I’d rather be dead.

vinnyt77

Along_the_Wire Our lot are doing that as well. We’re at a rave in a field Friday night into Saturday. Can’t imagine anything worse than having to hang out with a bunch of royalist wankers at a street party on a comedown on the Sunday. Cunts.

mono-stereo

They’re doing a garden party here. All very posh. Hats are obligatory.

Can’t say I’m mad keen tbh.

bosstrabs

It only seems five minutes since the last jubilee street parties. When were those?

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