Just when I thought I couldn’t hate this bitch anymore
zackster fair play to her, she is the boss, if she doesn’t want garlic there then it can do one.
Although I’m guessing that was a load of shit anyway.
Fair play to an entitled cunt? I fucking despise kingdoms. Oh but what about the tourism revenue? Fuck it
Do love the old ‘tourist revenue’ line. Probably worked out by the sum of every single person outside Berkingham Palace x the full amount of their estimated expenses and trip to the UK including flights and accommodation
Old-Dutch I always spend a fortune at the souvenir shop @ Euston to be fair
Mad_Cyril I always spend a fortune at the souvenir shop @ Euston to be fair
That’s because it’s the only tolerable place to be on Euston concourse, the other places being either Leon, where you can get a flimsy croque monsieur for £7, or the bar which is full of bad northerners from places like Preston, Warrington and Carlisle coming back from taking their hideous offspring to watch Wicked!
Its just further proof that she’s a fucking vampire
zackster She’s an operating phaeton lizard, not a vampire. How many times do we need to go through this?
Bunting Pimms o’clock Catalogue trousers
Nick Witchell getting rained on asking “Exactly what role Prince Andrew will play in the celebrations remains unclear, although palace officals confrim he will be placing his testicles in a dog’s mouth, as is tradition”.
Some busy-body cunts in our street have organised a street party for the Sunday of that weekend. There won’t be anywhere near to move the car to as other streets are doing it too, which will be a right pain in the arse. Worse though is that the missus wants to get involved. Terrible barney last night - I’d rather be dead.
Along_the_Wire Our lot are doing that as well. We’re at a rave in a field Friday night into Saturday. Can’t imagine anything worse than having to hang out with a bunch of royalist wankers at a street party on a comedown on the Sunday. Cunts.
They’re doing a garden party here. All very posh. Hats are obligatory.
Can’t say I’m mad keen tbh.
It only seems five minutes since the last jubilee street parties. When were those?
Roads closed around my leafy manor. Forced fun as far as the eye can see. I plan to treat it as an open opportunity to get absolutely blotto.
I’m in for a big jubilee street part here in Tooting.
Bunting, Union Jack flags and a knockout victoria sponge are my contributions.
Not forgetting the electric bants.
Why the Sunday?
Ours in on the Thursday so we can all get leathered abd have sone time off!
benson most seem to be on Sunday for some reason
Hursty I’d imagine it’s the easiest way to get round road closures?
Along_the_Wire yeah probably, there is one going on in our cul de sac, I’m just planning on drinking my way through it
