Your 'go to' gargle for the festive period

-si-

To be clear here, my bronson is for a few evenings during the 12 days of Xmas. I’m not dishing up huge slugs in the kitchen at 4pm on Xmas day when the whole family are sitting at the table waiting on their prawn cocktails!

Along_the_Wire

-si- LOL

Heno

-si- and wonder why you are pushing your food around the plate nervously

whatever

-si-

To be fair though, if you did do that, I think it would be to the advantage of your guests as you will get their prawn cocktails served up nice and quick.

Amps

[ Amps in ‘Amps is a misery’ shocker / ˿]

Just can’t be arsed with it this year, and having spent so much time in the gym battling the bulge I’m gonna be taking it easy on the ale. Couple of largers on the day and that is probably my lot. Gym on the 24th and on the 26th.

[ Amps in ‘Amps is a misery’ shocker / close ˿]

Along_the_Wire

Amps Get stuck in and catch a dose of covid in the new year, you’ll shed the weight in no time

C_J

Amps good for you mate. 👍

Smallman1

Cheer up Amps!

Amps

Along_the_Wire

jonattonyeah

Ready for an absolute bashing here, but I make tremendous eggnog. Incredible stuff an old chef taught me how to make.

Once friend said is tasted like, “God just came in [his] mouth.”

Yup. That good.

-si-

Let’s be honest, lads, if you’re going to let anyone shoot their load in your mouth, it’s going to be the big man upstairs…

-si-

Send me that recipe jy!

mono-stereo

-si- Welcome Back Si.

jonattonyeah

-si-

NEVER!

And welcome back, Si!

mono-stereo

I’ll enjoy the deeply uncool option of a Baileys with lots of ice.

Dubman

mono-stereo
A customer gave me a bottle of Cotswold cream lacquer for a Christmas drink.. it’s delicious

IndustryStandard

Whats that yellow shit? Some sort of eggnog ? My father in law always gets a bottle of that out from the “top shelf” and we all have to drink some. Horrendous. Like that 1970s antibiotic you used to have to mix up with water and neck as a kid.

Rank…..

jonattonyeah

IndustryStandard

If your nog is yellow in the bin with it.

-si-

IndustryStandard

Advokat or something like that?

mono-stereo

IndustryStandard Warninks Advocaat? My granny used to have a 30 year old bottle on the trolly. Gopping 😆

Mad_Cyril

-si- 240 tins of Harp.

Assume room temperature our kid?

-si-

Mad_Cyril

Store them beside the radiators for maximum effect, mc.

Mad_Cyril

Along_the_Wire Offies and supermarkets are all over craft beers - the offie at the end my road is a treasure trove - I can’t keep up

Rarely owt decent in those stash’s though.

They’re like the birds left at the end of the night down the Con Club

Along_the_Wire

Mad_Cyril Maybe is my Teddington downtown location to be fair

Dan

Buckfast.

Highly Underated.

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