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A 4 day bank holiday weekend?

The kitchen sinking will be off the chain!

I’ll spunk in the queens gob for a tenner.
Cheers,

Prince Andrew

Fabric to be open from start to finish, Garnier to do a full 24 hours on the Saturday.

’Weekend at Her Majesty’s’ The BBC dragging the corpse of Lizzie around to get the proles riled up.

Fabric all weekender sounds good to me mind.

I’ve got a big race on that Saturday. What a pain in the fucking arse that is

Old-Dutch Yes, Grant’s clearly referring to the blacks there, the ‘big’ race.

When he’d rather be out dancing. Which the blacks are also exceptionally gifted at.

A big race on the Queen’s Platinum Jubilee?

Sounds like Grant’s a complete cyclepath.

I’m re-booking myself into bants school.

Just bought a shed load of this ahead of the big weekend in June -

    Is this the boats doing spins in the river and under paid workers sleeping in mud under the bridge thing?

    A packed Mall, cucumber sandwiches and the best god damn pageantry the world has ever seen.

    Oh, and the absolute ledges of this country kitchen sinking it up for 4 days straight.

    Smallman1
    Good man.

    That’s the kind of entrepreneurial spirit that MAKES BRITAIN GREAT 🇬🇧

    Fingers crossed Zackster can make it over for then.

    He will see the GREATEST country on the planet at its absolute best.