The Queen's Platinum Jubilee

Smallman1

Gutted to be back at work having enjoyed these last 4 days like no other.

We really did put the GREAT back into GREAT Britain.

Millsy

A vote of confidence in Boris? The perfect end to the platty joobz

Unbroken1

…caught 10-mins of a 5Live phone-in in the car just now. Apparently the consensus seems to be Boris has had a ‘rough ride’, has ‘done his best’ and should be ‘left to get on with his job’.

I’ve no doubt we will have resumed a state of full confidence by 6pm tonight.

Millsy

Unbroken1 depressing isn’t it

alistair

Should have pulled their punches until after the by election results

rhouses

Future nonce, imo.

Unbroken1

rhouses

Amps

rhouses nonce

Is it common knowledge that David Bowie fucked kids? And if so, how come it’s acceptable to play his records on the radio?

Unbroken1

Millsy …not arf mate. Kinda fascinated to see what he’d need to do for some of these cunts to hold him to account.

Millsy

Well he’s lied to the Queen, pissed all over the victims and families of Covid, hidden in a freezer rather than answer questions from Good Morning Britain and got Brexit ‘done’. At this point even if he pulled his mask off, Scooby Doo style, to reveal he is in fact Jeffrey Epstein, Marjorie the Tory voter from Eastbourne would still forgive him.

C_J

That’s because - and I know this might be hard for some to believe - there are still people who vote on the basis of what is best for the country and not on the basis of who they deem to be “the nicest person”.

Smallman1

BoJo will absolutely walk it.

As always, you heard it here first.

Unbroken1

Smallman1 …apart from when I said it 8-posts up you mean!?

Smallman1

Apart from that!

rhouses

Amps By this logic you should probably cancel any rock band from the 70s, Amps. I still find it hilarious and peculiar that Jimmy Page gets away with it, even though it’s pretty much documented in all Led Zep bios.

If not a nonce, Prince Louis will definitely be a wife beater. The way he goes to slap his mother, that’s Andrew genes ingrained IMO.

zackster

alistair

zackster looking a bit Nil by Mouth

Dubman

rhouses
I have heard about Jimmy Page kiddy fiddling but not Bowie. I thought he was just bisexual.

rhouses

Dubman Yup, lots of bi stories. But that might be my Adam Buxton goggles. Wouldn’t be surprised if he was noncing, just like everyone from that generation.

benson

Dubman I sat behind Jimmy in first class coming back from Antigua. His mrs was younger than me. By a long chalk.

He had about 10 pisses during an 8 hour flight.

He also got a massive cheeseboard. So I reckon he was plotting to kill Ed.

bosstrabs

John Peel too. His missus was 14 when he met her.

Hursty

What is the reason for so many nonces back in the day? Is it purely because they could get away with it? Just another law to be broken?

rhouses

Hursty I imagine it probably all stems from the church and christianity.

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