-si- There’s a film in the pipeline. The plucky finns are overrun after a russian invasion. Their regular army basically wiped out. The call goes out for conscription. Only one man and his sniper rifle can save finland after it’s announced that Putin is arriving in Helsinki for a victory parade. Private Homegrove.
“Hurrah for Hanners!” in cinemas now!
Certificate 12A (Language not too bad, everyone in bed for 1am and definitely no drug taking)
The Finns now in the NATO brotherhood.
Maybe the above scenario being played out isn’t that far away afterall!
Closing credits of the movie see our hero stroll out of Lidl with 3 different cans of fruit flavoured IPA and a new lint roller to take the cat hairs off his cushions