Millsy think there’s enough landmines there already mate

You can have a lol for that!

    Doing a crash course in Ukrainian / Russian so I can ledge the bants when I’m out there.

    Hold tight for feedback!

      Bants transcends boundaries and languages… probably best to stay in Tooting, Ed.

      7 days later

      With Hungary and Turkey ratifiying us to join this week we’re a welcome ceremony away from being in NATO. Well played Vlad, two years ago joining was polling in the lower 30s in favor here.

      Russia hold the Presidency of the UN Security Council for the next month.

      Bizarre!!

      bosstrabs There was a girl in my sixth form called Alice Brooks who wanted to go to Oxford Brookes. I think she got in.

      I think she only decided to go there because of lack of imagination she just chose the university that shared her name. I did point out that she should change the spelling of her name, and she replied ‘Why?’ To be honest, she was a bit dim.

      That and Smallman are therefore my impression of Oxford Brookes students/graduates.

      Slightly relevant to both this post and this thread - I just saw an article in The Times stating that the step-son of Timur Ivanov, the Russian deputy defence minister, is currently studying at Oxford Brookes University.

      Only the finest for that establishment!!

      https://www.thetimes.co.uk/article/wife-of-russian-defence-official-shopped-in-paris-while-bombs-fell-on-kyiv-qmzspzvdl

          hugopal Only the finest for that establishment!!

          Is the right answer!

            Homegrove hope this gets shown across mother Russia too. Finns are not to be trifled with. Even the ones with cats and plush recliner chairs .

              -si- There’s a film in the pipeline. The plucky finns are overrun after a russian invasion. Their regular army basically wiped out. The call goes out for conscription. Only one man and his sniper rifle can save finland after it’s announced that Putin is arriving in Helsinki for a victory parade. Private Homegrove.

              “Hurrah for Hanners!” in cinemas now!

              Certificate 12A (Language not too bad, everyone in bed for 1am and definitely no drug taking)

              The Finns now in the NATO brotherhood.

              Maybe the above scenario being played out isn’t that far away afterall!

              Closing credits of the movie see our hero stroll out of Lidl with 3 different cans of fruit flavoured IPA and a new lint roller to take the cat hairs off his cushions

                Homegrove We’re in! 🥳

                Excellent, that should buy us some time when the big fireworks start flying 🎇

                  Hannu has competed national service, MC. Like all Finns he’s hard as nails and could kill you for fun. In his sleep.

                    Millsy and could kill you for fun. In his sleep.

                    by rolling over and suffocating you.