Morty sounds like a lot of fun I gotta say.
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Smallman1 Did I make you feel bad about your bs supplement purchase? 
Invite en route!
You can’t ledge it as much as I do without having off the scale amounts of T Millsy.
A one man T / bants / treacle suaving machine!
You do realise T stands for Testosterone, not how many tight ‘I love House’ and ice cream T-shirts you have in your horrific wardrobe?
You’ll be getting an invite too unless you up yo game!
What’s the invite for Ed (dare I ask)?
Morty-C-137 a game of human centipede round his place
Morty-C-137 Did I make you feel bad about your bs supplement purchase?
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Morty-C-137 Did I make you feel bad about your bs supplement purchase?
Edwand Smallballs
When Ed and I see Morty at the driving range
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To risk derailing this thread, the half marathon is fucking tough. Goal was 1:44, finished 1:43:38, which I’m really happy with, but almost killed myself the last few km to do it. Heart rate averaged 181 with a 198 peak. 
Humidity was 85% and it was hot, so I think that got me a bit as I had a plan and basically tossed it out at the half way point. Finished 31st for men 40-49 and 183 overall. Proud of myself for fighting through it and would definitely encourage everyone to try that at least once. The running community is amazing.
303abuser 181bpm average..foookin hell
Morty-C-137 Yeah, 20 bpm over what I expected for the pace. Had to be the heat because my breathing and legs felt good. I put in an effort for an old guy today lol.