Roses are red
Bee Gees are disco
You may be hot
But you ain’t Trisco

Was in Paris the weekend with the missus , could not believe that Ireland happened to be playing and I had tickets and my mates happened to show up

Rhouses are red
Violets are blue
A lucky Indian lady
Just found a turd in her loo

    Lol’s for ScottBailey and Dave!

    9 days later

    lols for dan, mc, & dave.

    Fuck you guys.

    a year later

    Come on Ed, spill the beans, what did you give/receive today as the board suave master?

      The postman must really hate Ed on Valentine’s day. Proper puts his back out every year carrying all those scented letters and assorted fancies.

      • Dan replied to this.

        Edwand Receiving chuckles

        ’No I’ve never even heard of pegging ed’.

        Hursty Come on Ed, spill the beans, what did you give/receive today as the board suave master?

        I’ll put it this way, if this year’s a leap year, she’s definitely going to propose.

          Millsy They’ve both got bulging bags.

          Fair play!