Dan Thought and prayers for Mrs Rhouses and her bucket.

Likely got a new bucket & ‘chopping knife’. Rhouses knows how to treat a lady

    My wife just called me. She said, “Three of the girls in the office have just received some flowers for Valentines Day, they are absolutely gorgeous.” I said, “That’s probably why they’ve received flowers then.”

      Roses are red
      Bee Gees are disco
      You may be hot
      But you ain’t Trisco

      Was in Paris the weekend with the missus , could not believe that Ireland happened to be playing and I had tickets and my mates happened to show up

      Rhouses are red
      Violets are blue
      A lucky Indian lady
      Just found a turd in her loo

        9 days later

        lols for dan, mc, & dave.

        Fuck you guys.

        a year later

        Come on Ed, spill the beans, what did you give/receive today as the board suave master?

          The postman must really hate Ed on Valentine’s day. Proper puts his back out every year carrying all those scented letters and assorted fancies.

          • Dan replied to this.

            Edwand Receiving chuckles

            ’No I’ve never even heard of pegging ed’.

            Hursty Come on Ed, spill the beans, what did you give/receive today as the board suave master?

            I’ll put it this way, if this year’s a leap year, she’s definitely going to propose.

              Millsy They’ve both got bulging bags.

              Fair play!