whatever Wally Wife: “We’re not doing Valentine’s Day this year are we?” Me: “Sure, happy not to do it this year” [* remembers Valentine’s Day 2021 when she also said that and got the hump when I didn’t give her flowers. Then had to pay a load of money to get flowers delivered on the day before divorce o’clock*] Wife (intermittently for the next few days) referencing Valentine’s Day at every opportunity. Me: No comment Me: Order flowers, card etc. for Valentine’s Day. Wife: [on Valentine’s Day] I thought we weren’t doing anything. You didn’t have to buy me anything. Me: Groans Wife hurriedly goes out to shops on Valentine’s day to get me a card and some chocolates.
Smallman1 As always, my postman needs back surgery having struggled to deliver all of the cards I got sent.
Mad_Cyril Dan Thought and prayers for Mrs Rhouses and her bucket. Likely got a new bucket & ‘chopping knife’. Rhouses knows how to treat a lady
Dan My wife just called me. She said, “Three of the girls in the office have just received some flowers for Valentines Day, they are absolutely gorgeous.” I said, “That’s probably why they’ve received flowers then.”
Heno Was in Paris the weekend with the missus , could not believe that Ireland happened to be playing and I had tickets and my mates happened to show up
Smallman1 Hursty Come on Ed, spill the beans, what did you give/receive today as the board suave master? I’ll put it this way, if this year’s a leap year, she’s definitely going to propose.
Millsy The postman must really hate Ed on Valentine’s day. Proper puts his back out every year carrying all those scented letters and assorted fancies.
