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For when you want to go ‘ethnic’ and let your non-existent dreads hang out even though you’re whiter than Betty, but don’t want to step too far outside of the realm of safety. I imagine you vote for people like Nigel Farage.
Drive Time with the Loopmeister
though I guess one struggles to fathom what kind of hole you’d have ended up in without it.
Give yourself a day off Pukego
Glorious
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Hey-oooooh! Drivetime Dave is on holiday in Benidorm and Mad Millsy is in the loo - which always takes far longer than it should. As a result, I’m your fill-in host for the next hour. I’m Jaguar Jay Kaufman. Growwwwwwwwwwwwwl! You’re listening to Drivetime on Jaded FM!!! Lets stoke the fires, put some premium petrol in your motor and put on your racing gloves, because things are about to go F1. Time to put the pedal to the metal here on Jaded FM! Keep it locked ’cause we’re commercial free for the next hour!! Growwwwwwl!
https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=depeche+mode+personal+jesus
You’re listening to Drivetime on Jaded FM. I’m Jaguar Jay Kaufman here filling in for Mad Millsy - who’s still stuck in the loo! God knows what he’s doing in there? Growwwwwwwwwwl! Anyway, that’s it for me today on Drivetime. Mad Millsy will be back in tomorrow starting at 3 p.m. GMT and Drivetime Dave will be back next week from Benidorm. I’ve got one more for you before I sign off. You maybe driving a Renaut Clio, but who’s stopping you from pretending you’re in the cockpit of a Mercedes F1? Time to point towards the sunset and ride like the wind, here on Jaded FM! Growwwwwwwwwwwwl!!!
Jesus fucking christ
loopdokter are you alright loopy?
Loopy’s gone full accidental Partridge.
Loops gone worst than stealing money here.
Sean Cusick was right.
You forgot Gino Vanelli - Black Car, Jay
Lol. Well personally I love it 
Lord Loopy. I kneel before thee
Not much of a fan of Ed, but he does seem like he’s a laugh at least.
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Maybe it wasn’t as much of a thing in Ireland and the UK, but in North America there was a certain era of drive time radio personalities where they’d use all sorts of whacky names like Mike ‘The Dog’ Devine (who barked on air) and enthusiastically back announced tunes, ran ridiculous contests, told witty anecdotes and were generally and purposely over the top. Not quite Howard Stern shock jock level, but more people who were absolutely in love with music. Think John Peel combined with Robin Williams in Good Morning Vietnam. It made listening to radio enjoyable, whereas (at least in North America) it’s now all playlisted by massive corporations and unlistenable.
In a previous life I had a radio show and absolutely loved it. It was a right laugh.
At least in the UK there’s the BBC and specialist shows, DJ mix shows and the like. Most of that has disappeared here - sadly.
loopdokter me neither. All that ’suaving the dorises, I’m off to this and that fancy restaurant on my tod’
Cunt!
Loopy has absolutely smashed it with that post of his!
Mods, please update thread title to ‘Drive Time with the Loopmeister’. I resign in the presence of a legend.
loopdokter i do my best to hold it down, but it’s mostly just me complaining about shit weather and the occasional moose.
Canadian drive time (for loopy)
mono-stereo changed the title to Drive Time with the Loopmeister .
With the change of direction of this thread, I’m guessing this is what we are after
303abuser oh it generally is, there’s a reason i haven’t listened to the radio since i was 14 or so. do we have double decker trains?
He’s probably thinking of The Rocky Mountain Express, which does indeed have double decker cars.
Rail in Canada otherwise absolutely shit thanks a former prime minister of the Conservative variety who gutted it in the 1980s (Brian Mulroney). And by shit, I mean slumming it in some godforsaken 3rd World country shit. We don’t have a a single high speed line of rail ANYWHERE in the country.
303abuser double decker trains
Go! trains in Toronto
Sarah was awesome before she went all adult contemporary radio. Also, Our Lady Peace? Have a fucking word with yourself. At least chuck in some GOOD Canadian drive time.
Case in point re: Sarah McLachlan:
loopdokter I’ve never been on a train in this country, I looked once and it was cheaper and faster to fly. Made no sense to me.
loopdokter Our Lady Peace?
Naveed is still a great record, can’t say I really followed them much after their fist two albums though. They were half decent opening for GnR a couple of years ago.
Those too. Totally forgot since I don’t ride Go because even for commuter rail, it’s also shit. I live in the equivalent of one of the Home Counties to London and we get 1 train to Toronto in the morning at stupid o’clock and 1 back at like 8 p.m. with no service on the weekends. It takes two hours when the drive there in theory should take one sans traffic.
/trainbantz
ScottBailey Toronto is too far. If I’m going that way, I’ll skip it and head for Montreal. Actually hoping to get there to see Misstress Barbara for her labour day piknic set.