What about that WC qualifying win for Canadia, eh?
FOR the FAO of Jayford Loopdokter
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Funny, as I just came here to scream my fucking face off.
FUCK YES! It’s been 36 years since we last qualified in 1985 for Mexico 1986. I don’t even remember it - and I was 8. Those 36 years have been downright fucking miserable as a fan of this program - until now. I’d come on GU, Bedrock and now here saying it was our time and always be proven wrong when it mattered.
We’ll see what the groups are like next Friday, but I honestly feel we can get out of the group stage with the way we’ve been playing. Even the other night when we went down to 10 men in Costa Rica, it was wave after wave of constant attack from us - and that was without Alphonso Davies. The last five matches have all been without our best player.
I’m chuffed to bits. Fuck me. I can’t believe this is real!
Well in, Jay.
get ready for
A) everyone you know suddenly becoming a tactical expert.
B) bitter disappointment with a side portion of emptiness.
Enjoy the World Cup!
@loopdokter I seriously hope you stick around to give some insight on the North American (and World) game.
What about the USA? What’s your assessment of their roster these days?
How many headshots did Canada score during qualifying?
Can Canada make it to the playoffs with their current goaltender?
What’s the brand of cleat choice for the Canadians?
Genuinely didn’t know Jay was short for Jayford, I always thought it was for Jaythaniel
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I always thought it was short for Jaysus.
It’s actually short for Jaywick. Which is also where he picked up his English accent.
3 portraits and one landscape! 
mono-stereo B) bitter disappointment with a side portion of emptiness.
Many of us are England fans too, so we’re well prepared.
Cringe.
I call it football. I hate the word soccer; despite our FA being called ‘Canada Soccer’. I play and referee up to a semi-pro level on a weekly basis - which is a far cry better than most of you armchair midfielders do. I scored about 13 goals a season for about five years from age 35-40, but my current strike rate has slowed with age. My pub side are called Game Of Throw-ins FC and I’m the oldest fucker on it at 46.
Maybe I shouldn’t have boasted about the last one….
Needless to day, I know what I’m doing when I play the position of attacking running back. [snickers]
Bwahahaha. Brilliant!
The little known village in Berks from which my brood stem. They love a good hunt there.
Fuck me. Cleats? They’re boots mate. You’ve been sitting next to Bry Adams at the Bridge too long.
Adidas or get the fuck out. Maybe some Diadoras. I can’t wear Nike, New Balance, etc. It’s all about the fit and kangaroo leather. I don’t do synthetics.
He asked people! I’m a man of the people!