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NasserAlazzawi I agree I wouldn’t play what I pasted anywhere near other examples given - the type of Techno I was sharing was something I would drop in the build up / plateau of a driving prog set

That’s because “the type of Techno [you were] sharing” is not techno. It’s pretty simple.

If you know the phrase “If it looks like a duck, swims like a duck, and quacks like a duck, then it probably is a duck”, well what you’re doing is turning up to a duck convention with a turkey and asking “hey guys, why don’t you like my duck?!”.

      hugopal We’ll have to agree to disagree. To me there are too many types of techno and this doesn’t tick your techno box.

          NasserAlazzawi To me there are too many types of techno

          Good point - you know what’s my favourite type of techno? Pop/hip-hop techno. Here’s a recent good example:

              If Ray and Anita think its techno, who am I to argue

              Here’s some of Nas’ favourite types of duck:




                How much you care about arguing is wrong. Don’t strain too hard you might have an accident.

                  NasserAlazzawi

                  I’m not having to strain at all don’t worry - ripping in to you is as easy as targeting a sitting duck turkey.

                    NasserAlazzawi Hugo’s debut in family guy:

                    Dude, that’s literally you - considering you’re the guy posting deep house while refusing to acknowledge that it’s not techno despite an entire thread being made to point it out with multiple posters highlighting the fact.

                        Smallman1 ha, it does tbf. I maybe should’ve gone with something more like whatever this is:

                          NasserAlazzawi there’s different shades to all music, but I think it’s important to acknowledge the distinguishing characteristics of a genre’s sound too. I think people like Beatport have done a horrendous job of mislabelling their genres, to the point where anyone new to the music will be none the wiser to what certain artists and record labels did for decades to shape a sound/scene. I have a similar point of view to people like Madonna being inducted into the Rock & Roll Hall Of Fame. It just has younger fans of hers believing that what they’re listening to is Rock & Roll. There’s no context.

                              alistair Is this house or Techno Alistair. Just want to make sure I save it to the right bookmark folder

                                  Mad_Cyril it is very borderline. In fact discogs even lists it as ‘tech house’.

                                  Though at least unlike what someone else posted, a case could just about be made for it getting a pass.

                                    Someone loves techno too much it would appear…

                                      Hursty Someone loves techno too much it would appear…

                                      if that was true they wouldn’t have been at a Joseph Capriati gig.

                                          They just made an appropriate response to hearing Capriati. He was probably playing the brown note extended over a super compressed 128 bpm kick drum.

                                          Joseph Capriati’s brand of Techno is so bad his dad stabbed him*

                                          *Allegedly. He may have stabbed him for another reason. Not sure.

                                            TankTop *Allegedly. He may have stabbed him for another reason.

                                            Maybe he shat on his dad’s floor?

                                              My toughest assignment yet as said previously!

                                              Don’t worry, we’ll soon turn Hugo into something like this…

                                                bosstrabs Don’t worry, we’ll soon turn Hugo into something like this…

                                                Lol!

                                                That is some video!

                                                    Mad_Cyril Track at 2:54 is a banger.

                                                    sounds like one of zackster’s $1 jobbies.