Sit back and relax MC, the masters are at work!
Depp vs. Heard
Hanging on for deer life here.
MC being treated to an absolute clinic!
Dave and Ed rolling into a thread
Had Ed down as a Joop! man I have to admit
Used to rock this in the late 90s, had the lovelies swooning!
Ed ledging the bants, kitchen sinking it, covering up the intense broccoli smell with Versace Blue Jeans?
No wonder they call him OL’ LEDGY SUAVER.
Ledgy Ol Suaver Edward Reginald
Touch of class by Dave using Ed’s full Christian Name On the day of the Jubilee. 
Someone call 999, there’s an OLB and Dave on fire!
- Edited
Johnny getting a hero’s reception on Jeff Beck’s UK tour. Kate in attendance too. No sign of Amber Turd who is going to try to crowdsource the $15m. Good luck!
The Ed and Bigfella collaboration was the equivalent of walking into a squat and getting a ferociously sharp stench of urine and excrement in one nauseating blast .
As Tina Turner so wonderfully sang, we were “simply the best, better than aaaaaaaaall the rest.”
Oh right. My understanding was that both of you were universally lambasted.
Also : Tina Turner is a fucking scumbag.
God you were awful