Funny you say that MC, I googled ‘complete clown’ and your picture came up!

    Smallman, do you also Google ‘overpriced mediocre Chinese restaurants in London’ before arranging your fortnightly Chinky?

    Mad_Cyril Edwand in fresh bantzzz shocker.

    Good man, looks like there’s hope for you yet !

    MC, I think you could probably invite Ed to a sample class of the Bants school you are opening.

    I think the poor lad needs it!

        bosstrabs
        This is a new style of class Dave.

        There’s no learning involved, just a bolt gun.

        The solution is both quick and permanent

          MEGA LOLS in this thread, especially early doors - special mentions to Dave, Si and the spectacular Mono.

          Smallman1

          Better have come with some Dave-esque 13 year old handys for those prices. Girls or boys.

            8 months later

            zackster Oi oi lads, who fancies a daiquiri, burgers and 118 bpms?

            Yes please!

              Seems like he used his shirt to wipe the piss off his villa floor too.

              He also looks like he has fallen over a coffee table, sitting on which was a vase of yellow-pollened flowers.

              Loose fitting clothing = stacked on the timber.

              zackster

              Ironing that shirt would be a nightmare, looks like it’s made of crepe paper ffs…