Smallman, do you also Google ‘overpriced mediocre Chinese restaurants in London’ before arranging your fortnightly Chinky?

Mad_Cyril Edwand in fresh bantzzz shocker.

Good man, looks like there’s hope for you yet !

MC, I think you could probably invite Ed to a sample class of the Bants school you are opening.

I think the poor lad needs it!

      bosstrabs
      This is a new style of class Dave.

      There’s no learning involved, just a bolt gun.

      The solution is both quick and permanent

        MEGA LOLS in this thread, especially early doors - special mentions to Dave, Si and the spectacular Mono.

        Smallman1

        Better have come with some Dave-esque 13 year old handys for those prices. Girls or boys.

          8 months later

          zackster Oi oi lads, who fancies a daiquiri, burgers and 118 bpms?

          Yes please!

            Seems like he used his shirt to wipe the piss off his villa floor too.

            He also looks like he has fallen over a coffee table, sitting on which was a vase of yellow-pollened flowers.

            Loose fitting clothing = stacked on the timber.

            zackster

            Ironing that shirt would be a nightmare, looks like it’s made of crepe paper ffs…

              wrongun You’d want to have some pair of shoulders for the tripe he plays.