Mad_Cyril Naaah. Job hunted through November & December (which was a bit rough on the ego lol), landed a 6-month consultancy with India’s leading version of UberEats. With the mini-me in tow, figured I needed salary, paternity leave, and health insurance for the missus. Worked out. Hopefully they’ll extend the contract to a year.

      rhouses landed a 6-month consultancy with India’s leading version of UberEats.

      Lol, a totally legit job that is in no way a favor to the family. “Bro, to not be coming me with some nasty ass Philly Cheesesteaks! They taste like booty!”

          zackster lol

          Unfortunately these guys don’t give discount coupons to employees. Or free food when you go to office. Looking to change these policies.

            Mad_Cyril Thanks brother, 5 months in, so far so good. Plus getting paid for three weeks while I spent quality time with junior was brilliant.

              rhouses Say what you will about Portnoy, he’s a man of the people. Looking at you @zackster.

              Yes, real man of the people is old Shortnoy… Grade A shithead. But I do wish he would primary Liz Warren in a Mass Senate race as that would be hilarious.

                bosstrabs Not UberEats India, India’s version of UberEats/DoorDash etc.

                There are only two massive players here, I’m working with one of them.

                    rhouses So it’s like if Smallman was a consultant for DoorBants? Which would be reasonable, given his doorbell escapades

                      Been in my rancho relaxo for 3 years now.

                      Have I once considered getting the door bell fixed?

                      Have I fuck!

                        bosstrabs Our version is handed out on the last day to the shittest piece of bants composed that month.

                        So you’ll be getting it for your posts in the Dom Phillips thread.

                          Hugo, you literally have two birds kissing while wearing headphones as your avatar.

                          You are 12 years old and you think you’re on the Ministry of Sound messageboard.

                          I can picture Dave in the ropes after that one Hugo.

                          It’s a sustained, brutal attack from Hugo everytime.

                          Stop bullying me, Hugo.

                          Dubman That looks well good. How does hold together.

                          Very well. Not sure how, honestly. Maybe the cornmeal? Deep dish gets a bar rap for being like a casserole but Zachary’s isn’t like that at all.

                              Hugo?

                              More like HUGE NO.

                              OLB’s in the house!