Smallman1 Hugo has a scattergun approach to the bants.

And still absolutely none of it hits the target!

      Hugo has the capacity to wilt a flower from 800 yards.

      bosstrabs Hugo has a scattergun approach to the bants.

      And still absolutely none of it hits the target!

      He’s even worse than MC when it comes to doing the bants!

        The below image shows the effects of enagement with Hugo’s bantz

        Ok comer is winning this. lol.

        Gotta use the flowers will wilt line in a corporate environment one of these days.

          Hugo. Where hope goes to die.

          I think we need to start the JC version of ‘The Hugo Award’.

          Our version is handed out on the last day to the shittest piece of bants composed that month.

          Millsy, I nominate you impartial adjudicator.

            Mad_Cyril Naaah. Job hunted through November & December (which was a bit rough on the ego lol), landed a 6-month consultancy with India’s leading version of UberEats. With the mini-me in tow, figured I needed salary, paternity leave, and health insurance for the missus. Worked out. Hopefully they’ll extend the contract to a year.

                rhouses landed a 6-month consultancy with India’s leading version of UberEats.

                Lol, a totally legit job that is in no way a favor to the family. “Bro, to not be coming me with some nasty ass Philly Cheesesteaks! They taste like booty!”

                    zackster lol

                    Unfortunately these guys don’t give discount coupons to employees. Or free food when you go to office. Looking to change these policies.

                      Mad_Cyril Thanks brother, 5 months in, so far so good. Plus getting paid for three weeks while I spent quality time with junior was brilliant.

                        rhouses Say what you will about Portnoy, he’s a man of the people. Looking at you @zackster.

                        Yes, real man of the people is old Shortnoy… Grade A shithead. But I do wish he would primary Liz Warren in a Mass Senate race as that would be hilarious.

                          bosstrabs Not UberEats India, India’s version of UberEats/DoorDash etc.

                          There are only two massive players here, I’m working with one of them.

                              rhouses So it’s like if Smallman was a consultant for DoorBants? Which would be reasonable, given his doorbell escapades

                                Been in my rancho relaxo for 3 years now.

                                Have I once considered getting the door bell fixed?

                                Have I fuck!