Smallman1 Dave you’re not going to bloody believe this but I’ve literally just bought 2 tins of Heinz chopped tinned tomatoes. Hold tight for feedback!
Millsy Smiley faces dipped in salad cream for the kids while you and the wife have a romantic pasta and sauce dinner in front of the Wayfair flame effect fire, Rich? Pure council estate vibes. Have you visited my Etsy store yet?
RichM Am still a fan of a cheese and salad cream sarnie on white bread. It’s also good to mix salad cream with mayo for a potato salad, as the salad cream brings a bit of tang to the mix. I also spread salad cream all over my nuts when knocking one out
mono-stereo RichM Am still a fan of a cheese and salad cream sarnie on white bread An old housemate of mine at uni used to enjoy these. A surprisingly decent sandwich tbh. Obviously not in the same league as the M&S chicken and bacon sandwich.
bosstrabs The best thing about having mates like Rich is they have very low expectations and are usually very easily satisfied by everything.
Millsy Lol. Turning up in the pub car park in a brand new Ford Focus Zetec (on finance), Rich hands on hips slowly shaking his head ’I don’t know how you manage it, Dave! Just wow mate’
bosstrabs Rich mentions he’s passing Warrington, so I take him to a Harvester and then a rugby league game. ‘Best weekend in ages, mate, unbelievable’
bosstrabs Then it’s off to TK Maxx where Rich scores some awesome Lee Jeans (only a size too large) he’s over the moon with.
bosstrabs Rich being made up because you pay for a taxi to a pub across town when he’s still not fully used his Arriva DaySaver.
Smallman1 Rich and the Mrs pile into Frankie and Benny’s and order a carbonara and a bottle of pinot grigio. ‘Living the dream love, living the dream.’
bosstrabs Smallman1 We’ve already done the pasta one and the crap chain restaurant one, you useless cunt.
Smallman1 Here you go Millsy! https://eu.lee.com/uk-en/shop/jeans/men/leon-regular-bootcut/leon-in-raine-112356650.html?merchCategory=c010207&_gl=1*1333yo9*_up*MQ..*_gs*MQ..&gclid=EAIaIQobChMIzK6DoLHjigMV1oFQBh0BqBFzEAAYASAAEgIqvPD_BwE
Smallman1 bosstrabs We’ve already done the pasta one and the crap chain restaurant one, you useless cunt. Lol! We go again Dave!