bosstrabs The best thing about having mates like Rich is they have very low expectations and are usually very easily satisfied by everything.
Millsy Lol. Turning up in the pub car park in a brand new Ford Focus Zetec (on finance), Rich hands on hips slowly shaking his head ’I don’t know how you manage it, Dave! Just wow mate’
bosstrabs Rich mentions he’s passing Warrington, so I take him to a Harvester and then a rugby league game. ‘Best weekend in ages, mate, unbelievable’
bosstrabs Then it’s off to TK Maxx where Rich scores some awesome Lee Jeans (only a size too large) he’s over the moon with.
bosstrabs Rich being made up because you pay for a taxi to a pub across town when he’s still not fully used his Arriva DaySaver.
Smallman1 Rich and the Mrs pile into Frankie and Benny’s and order a carbonara and a bottle of pinot grigio. ‘Living the dream love, living the dream.’
bosstrabs Smallman1 We’ve already done the pasta one and the crap chain restaurant one, you useless cunt.
Smallman1 Here you go Millsy! https://eu.lee.com/uk-en/shop/jeans/men/leon-regular-bootcut/leon-in-raine-112356650.html?merchCategory=c010207&_gl=1*1333yo9*_up*MQ..*_gs*MQ..&gclid=EAIaIQobChMIzK6DoLHjigMV1oFQBh0BqBFzEAAYASAAEgIqvPD_BwE
Smallman1 bosstrabs We’ve already done the pasta one and the crap chain restaurant one, you useless cunt. Lol! We go again Dave!
Along_the_Wire There’s only one thing worse than buying chopped plum tomatoes and that’s buying Heinz chopped plum tomatoes. Absolute heathens buy chopped.
Smallman1 Along_the_Wire There’s only one thing worse than buying chopped plum tomatoes and that’s buying Heinz chopped plum tomatoes. Absolute heathens buy chopped. All that was left on the shelves in Mozza’s in Reigate!
RichM Along_the_Wire it’s the shit tomatoes which go into the chopped tomato tins from what I gather?
bosstrabs Rich front and centre, gurning his face off, on a duff ‘Mitsi’ as Graham Gold drops ATB’s 9pm (Til I Come) circa 1999. “Fuckin hell lads, amazing”
-si- There’ll be no replies from rich for a few hours while he works out how to make the cooked breakfast sandwich, apparently without the cooked breakfast ingredients, i’m sure you’re all looking forward to seeing the results as much as i am…