Smallman1 Can’t remember the last time I bought a paper. The Metro and the Evening Standard are my friends.
Amps The corpratocracy death cult, speaking to the last of their subjects, 'don’t look up, nothing to see, fuckin die you cunts’
mono-stereo Just hit 40 according to the thermometer in my garden. Considering having a walk around Dixons later, assuming they’ve got AC.
Wally Today’s big problem? The wind keeps moving my parasol so my G&T isn’t in the shade while soaking up fhe rays in the back garden. Truly a nightmare beyond imagination.
Cankles-McJeggings Phil-McRackin Haha yeh like my kid goes to school every day for nearly 7 months of the year in the same kind of temps . Still alive . As are all the people in Darwin whos entire year would shite all over the UK’s summer of death (all 2 days of it)
benson Cankles-McJeggings have to say I loved my 6 months in Darwin. It was quite warm at times. Not enjoying being at work today or having to stay here overnight in a sweat box room.
Millsy Do you live in Australia Derms? Never mentioned it. Yes, we know it’s hot there mate. Imagine the polava if Australia had snow consistently outside of the mountains. ' I can’t drive me Ute! Bouncer is refusing his food! I’ve got to double vest it today! I’m too cold to beat my Sheila!' etc.
Cankles-McJeggings Millsy They just toughen the fuck up here. Battlers mate. Put some concrete in your tea and harden the fuck up. Only poms winge. They can fuck off back.
Cankles-McJeggings But more important than anything it’s great that the war in Ukraine ended completely the same time the heatwave started.
Millsy Cankles-McJeggings I just assumed they had all downed their ak47s and are all splashing around in the pool together a la the WW1 trenches Christmas footy match. Sometimes there’s more to life than war.
Cankles-McJeggings I’m not being funny sarge, but there’s absolutely no way I’m getting into that tank today.
Cankles-McJeggings benson We’ve got some friends up there who’ve only got fans. We stay in an apartment near by. Thank but no thanks. I couldn’t live in Darwin, it’s just daft hot.
Cankles-McJeggings Smallman1 A lot of interbreeding. It’s basically where you go if you’ve broken the law elsewhere in Australia.
