Cray UK temps innit.

Millsy

Do you live in Australia Derms? Never mentioned it. Yes, we know it’s hot there mate. Imagine the polava if Australia had snow consistently outside of the mountains. ' I can’t drive me Ute! Bouncer is refusing his food! I’ve got to double vest it today! I’m too cold to beat my Sheila!' etc.

Cankles-McJeggings

Millsy

They just toughen the fuck up here. Battlers mate. Put some concrete in your tea and harden the fuck up. Only poms winge. They can fuck off back.

Cankles-McJeggings

But more important than anything it’s great that the war in Ukraine ended completely the same time the heatwave started.

Millsy

Cankles-McJeggings I just assumed they had all downed their ak47s and are all splashing around in the pool together a la the WW1 trenches Christmas footy match. Sometimes there’s more to life than war.

Cankles-McJeggings

I’m not being funny sarge, but there’s absolutely no way I’m getting into that tank today.

benson

Cankles-McJeggings have to say I loved my 6 months in Darwin. It was quite warm at times.

Not enjoying being at work today or having to stay here overnight in a sweat box room.

Cankles-McJeggings

benson

We’ve got some friends up there who’ve only got fans. We stay in an apartment near by. Thank but no thanks. I couldn’t live in Darwin, it’s just daft hot.

Smallman1

Am off to AFC Wimbledon v Reading later.

I will be having a few beers.

Smallman1

Apart from getting eaten by crocs, does anything happen in Darwin?

Cankles-McJeggings

Smallman1

A lot of interbreeding. It’s basically where you go if you’ve broken the law elsewhere in Australia.

Smallman1

Mama Smalls is heading to Sydney tomorrow so you know!

Cankles-McJeggings

Smallman1

She messaged me.👍

Smallman1

“Met a lovely chap in Sydney, got the feeling he’s not your biggest fan, kept on saying you were a right clown.”

Mad_Cyril

Smallman1 Met a lovely chap in Sydney, got the feeling he’s not your biggest fan, kept on saying you were a right clown.”

Doesn’t narrow it down to be fair, could be anyone!!

Wally

Lol

LT42

Half of London on fire yeah?

Smallman1

Just got back from 40 mins on the tread.

Horrendo.

zackster

Millsy

Ed, serious question. Does your neck ‘issue’ mean your head tends to bob rhythmically forward and back or side to side when you run? (For the purposes of an amusing mental picture for board members). Thanks in advance.

zackster

Millsy

Smallman1

Millsy Ed, serious question. Does your neck ‘issue’ mean your head tends to bob rhythmically forward and back or side to side when you run? (For the purposes of an amusing mental picture for board members). Thanks in advance.

It goes a little something like this chief!

-si-

Millsy For the purposes of an amusing mental picture for board members

AKA Millsy’s wank bank!

Sandwiched in between Larry Bird and Susannah Reid!

Smallman1

A lol for Zackster!

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