Fuck the battle of the jaws, who would win in a neck-off between Smallman and this geezer?

seanc80 If David Coulthard was in Avatar.

Lol.

I saw David Coultard jawing in Pacha Ibiza many years ago. Quite a sight

    Morty-C-137

    Odd choice when you consider all the minge at his disposal. Weirdly though if you isolate her face it looks rather like him. I’ve got him down as closet wrongen/mincer anyway. Surely I’m not alone with that notion? Think he’ll decide he’s Harriot and start dating builders. Matter of time.

      Cankles-McJeggings Surely I’m not alone with that notion?

      I had considered that but actually I think he’s doing all the androgynous shit for attention, like Bowie did.

      Seems to like knobbing older women. Wasn’t he boning Caroline Flack at one point, when he was about 18?

        I mean, no gay bloke I’ve ever met would actually go this far in their dress. Pure attention seeking IMO:

        This is simply the clothing choices of a bellend who can’t be out of the public eye for 2 minutes: