Grim. Hope he fully recovers.

If he does lose an eye, does that make him Salman Rushde?

    Homegrove
    Haven’t read the satanic verses but have loads more. Favourite being Shalimar the clown.

    I’ll read it with my right eye only as a tribute.

    Homegrove
    Sounds like a load of cobblers, unless of couse you replace every reference to god with “Trisco Musak”.

      mono-stereo When me and a friend were once handed a pamphlet from a Jehovah, I got her to read it out but replace any reference to god or Jesus with ‘Van Halen’. Made for much better listening!

        How come when Rushdie slags Muslims off he’s a literary genius but when I do it I’m a thick racist packy hater? Racism for the educated is what it is. 😡