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  • How the fuck did we get here

Dan could be Charles de Gaulle for all I care. Sounds shit

  • Dan replied to this.

    Dan You mean John Graham putting on a French accent?

    in 1998 i was received from prison. some of my rascal friends who loved the peruvian told me about the global underground sasha 009. I paid hundred dollars just for it to ship to Almaty in those times. Even though I am mostly a hard acid techno person it was very much enjoyable until that libra calling your name track came on. Then I was so determinedly revolted that I took the two cds, urinated on them, and threw myself under a towtruck and, for certain, broke one of my rib.

    When I moved to England to do some business, I met an east london cockney and his girlfriend was getting the white fainting face after smoking 3.5 grams of the skunk. I thought this was very strange as I know warriors from Karaganda who smoke the 30 gram zoot and wanted to get into battle with new york mcs. So this is all very vague, but anyway he put this on before his jose padilla mix and then sure as the midnight follows the daytime, the calling your name libra track came on. when he asked me why I was going all white faced in horror despite not smoking the skunk like his girlfriend, I didn’t know how to articulate myself. I said, it is the girls voice. It is sounding like high school musical corney drama. I cannot imagine how grown men enjoy this. It has occult power, somehow. And he turned round to me and said, so you’re saying this music is nonce thelema? Now of course, I was not willing to go that far, but I had heard of Crowley in the Almaty underworld, we had to use mind manipulation on kleptocrats after all. But since then I have been traumatised, much more than when other big man put neadles in my pum pum in 1995 in the jail because we sold more products than his putrid gang.

      hugopal maybe. should have stopped after track 10. no cd 2 nothing else. this is the problem with the Sasha. good foreplay but very bad at the actual penetration, always tries to go for the gentle tender intercourse. which can be a bit creepy. how would he survive in almaty prison?

      9 days later

      Dubman I see somebody has invited him onto this board. I bet he’s had a look & thought fuck that I’d get eaten

      Yep, the guy’s a wuss - he did in fact reply to me saying he’s had a look but isn’t sure where to post. I suggested the music threads, but also pretty much anywhere - just get involved! But since then crickets.

        hugopal
        He’s like a kid in a sweetshop each time he posts a tune. Just wait until he hears Trisco.

          Dan
          Oh my. Plus some of slackers breakdown. We’re in for a massive meltdown.

          Dubman Just wait until he hears Trisco.

          Quite, his first vids were pretty bilge as far as prog goes.

          Kiklahurtz is a crap tune that I could never really get in to at the time - that pan pipe lead line whatever the heck it is which comes in at the breakdown just sounds cheap and tacky. The groove on it is also proper bspf.
          ‘Seduction of Orpheus’ is the worst track on Tenaglia’s Athens as well; not terrible, but just a bit too odd.

          Can’t and won’t be listening to that stupid twat again. He’s not that interesting, just another nauseating sycophantic sepo. 🤮

            Really digging deep for this selections isn’t he?

            Cankles-McJeggings

            Nail on head. I flicked through and caught about 3 clips. His reaction to Cowgirl in the last 10 minutes is fucking scary.

            Why the fuck do people even watch “reaction video’s” ???

            The thing I don’t get with this guy, as I don’t with all “reactions” channels is that he talks about the GU series and the scene like he’s knowledgeable, yet he’s reacting to the classics like he’s been living under a rock for the last 20 years!

            Seriously, if he’s a complete noob to the scene and being genuine in his reactions, then fair play. But then don’t be brown-nosing the likes of Nick Warren and Danny Tenaglia like you’ve been a roadie for their entire career.