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I dunno, call me retarded or something but what’s the problem here? This lad is having a fucking good time. With all the negative shit going on around the place this fella is doing something with a smile on his face. Cringey? Maybe but who gives a fuck. With all the rapes, fights, backstabbing and complaining associated with Prog or dance music in general, this guy is the one positive thing I’ve seen related to the whole thing in a long fucking time. More power to him. If this kind of shit really bothers people so much then maybe this curly headed perma-smiling fuck isnt the problem.

    LT42

    Dude, this forum is called Jaded Clubbers, not Sycophants Central. Zack’s doppelgänger, is kissing the pavement outside a night club that closed down when he was 6 years old. That’s proper strange shit.

    When he started, with his GU cartoons and DJ interviews he was quite entertaining which was how he got an audience, but his behaviour is just getting weirder.

      He’s either a crank or a prog comedy genius for this send up.

      Kudos to him.

        LT42 I genuinely had Massive Attack - Protection playing through my smart speaker as I read this. Got something in my eye.

          I dont find any of this weird or a bad thing, not in the slightest. He’s a fucking Yank. This is totally normal. A harmless, happy idiot spreading positivity about Prog.
          Jaded Clubbers, as in, I cant dance passed 1am because of my hip ffs not Im too cool for school clubbers.
          Im having a cunt of a day. Go fuck yourself.

            LT42 this is surely an elaborate ploy to try and lure him in to finally posting on here.

            • LT42 replied to this.

                LoL at LT being all “whats the big deal?” If this were Misery and LT was James Caan he’d probably say “what a nice lady. Great time this.”

                Agree with LT. Those of you obsessing over that guy’s obsession is cringeworthy.

                LT42

                Mad_Cyril So for the video, it’s actually good to see someone enjoying the tune. Can’t see what’s wrong with that.

                His style might be different, but I’d argue it’s probably less annoying than the both thumbs your arse cynicism approach sometimes prevalent on here.

                Did worry the lads head was going to wobble off at one point though!

                Similar Some people think throwing shit at everything is pretty cool

                    LT42

                    The guy is on his hands and knees, kissing the pavement and praying to a roller shutter door😂

                    • LT42 replied to this.

                        I do that outside The End most weeks tbf.

                        Perfectly normal!

                          Smallman1 I do that outside The End most weeks tbf.

                          Wait, there was a pic of him blowing some dude?

                            hugopal well if he does start posting on here it would certainly be an improvement on the pedantic shite your selling. Zackster 2.0 would at least be interesting.

                                LT42 I’d doubt he takes himself that seriously tbh

                                You say that, but he’s clearly too sensitive to post on here.

                                Plus this looks like he’s attempting to strike a serious pose:

                                • Dan replied to this.

                                    LT42 Zackster 2.0 would at least be interesting.

                                    If you think reposting both shite and obvious prog tunes while gurning like a simpleton is “interesting” then you’re easily pleased.

                                    • LT42 replied to this.

                                        He either a) has no job, or b) has a cushy job his family got for him.

                                        hugopal even the guy who posts “shite and obvious tunes” would be far more interesting than yourself, Hugo. Has the penny dropped yet?

                                            LT42 even the guy who posts “shite and obvious tunes” would be far more interesting than yourself, Hugo.

                                            Alistair is defo more interesting than Hugo.

                                            Oi oi!

                                              There’s another alarm going off in Dave’s mancave

                                              OLB is in das haus

                                              7 days later

                                              I like that this idiot has become this type of guy but with a focus on prog. Would never have thought it possible, unless it was done by an alien after finding a copy of Communicate in a sunken Best Buy in the year 3020.

                                              The way these people sell the surprise, like they’ve been living in a cave all their life with just a copy of The Marshall Mathers LP for company and zero other musical input…
                                              Makes for a good laugh sometimes though.