Really good mate of mine could get serious time today
Hasnt anyone got an ‘I got sent down and was bummed incessantly for 12 months’ story?
Lol. Fighting off the lads in the shower to get to pick up the soap 1st
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Cankles-McJeggings Leeds Championship 2023/24 highlights video title. 
bosstrabs the best and Millsy’s finest moment to boot.
Big Herc stories are enough to keep me well away from a life of crime.
Along_the_Wire so many to choose from
I think I’ve told this one before - transited through Qatar airport with the missus - through security, even got patted down. Got to the airport hotel and checked the small jeans pocket - two tablets. Once again, I nearly passed out - life could be so different - they patted me down for fuck’s sake. Wish I hadn’t told the missus - what a mithering I got, especially when I suggested I hang on to them for the Maldives. Had to flush them and had a little cry.
Along_the_Wire lol. Hark at Mr Nice
Millsy Easily your best and it’s a reasonably high bar.
Millsy had they been found, it would been hard labour for life territory. And we’ll deserved for being an unchecking clown.
Me & my cousin flew back to England form India but decided to stop off in Dubai for a few days to visit an English friend. My cousin smuggled a toller of Manali cream as gift for our mate. Our mate got so paranoid he wouldn’t smoke it in his apartment or even down on the beach. I think he binned after we left.
Along_the_Wire Gotta say Grant, I think that one can’t he filed under mithering. Jezuz christ.
To be fair those yokes deserved a better sending off than getting flushed down the khazi. If any situation ever called for a bigger cause for a double drop, I’m yet to see it
I just want you to know Granto, that if you ever find youself banged up in a Turkish prison, I shall be the first to press my naked bosom against the glass wall for you
The closest I’ve ever been to prison is a 2 star hotel I stayed in during a visit to Liverpool as a student.
Remember seeing dog shit in reception.