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  • Really good mate of mine could get serious time today

Wally lol. Fair. ’for God’s sake woman, stop going on about it’ trap door opens

      To be fair those yokes deserved a better sending off than getting flushed down the khazi. If any situation ever called for a bigger cause for a double drop, I’m yet to see it

      I just want you to know Granto, that if you ever find youself banged up in a Turkish prison, I shall be the first to press my naked bosom against the glass wall for you

      Millsy ‘First it was leaving the toilet seat up, THEN it was leaving a phone charger lying around and NOW it’s 40 years hard labour in a gulag. I’m going to my mothers, your dinner is in the microwave’

        The closest I’ve ever been to prison is a 2 star hotel I stayed in during a visit to Liverpool as a student.

        Remember seeing dog shit in reception.

          mono-stereo I think plod had a word with the judge tbf. I’d been at it for a while and was getting away with it. Going not guilty and costing the taxpayer a fortune over £6 worth of gear probably didn’t help. I appealed against the sentence too but it took nearly 5 months to get to the appeal court and still got knocked back.

            ali-star this is why you don’t like Dave Clarke, strictly for tough guys!

            Another place my southern chat doesn’t seem to resonate!

                Smallman1 then you must be a northerner in disguise, they called sassy sasha son of god in 94, 95? hard to tell when i was in kazakhstani jail with opium man ripping open my pum pum.

                  i know the albanian mafia in london are real tough guys, some of them like to mix their turbofolk with the gabber, you hear of such a thing?

                  Wally

                  Haha check out Wally, typical Newcastle/City fan. Come into a bit of dirty Arab money and next thing they’ve forgotten how woefully shit they’ve been for their entire history. Although City have now actually bought something already and the horse punchers still have zero. Maybe history is the next thing they’ll try and buy. Probably in Aldi looking for some now. Maybe they will try and sportswash history too.

                      Along_the_Wire I went through Dohar a few years ago and they were swiping everybody’s wallets etc as we were boarding the plane. I was in business class as well so a bit peeved.

                      Mine pinged just like on border patrol and flashed up red for coke. To say my life flashed before me is an understatement. I also had genuinely no idea weher it came from. I really had not been near anything or anyone for ages.

                      The I remembered that the week before I went I had been working with an ENT surgheon and we use cocaine / adrenaline for nasal spray on patients to make the durgery easier (we do it once asleep and spray it up). We’d done about 6 patients so it obvisouly gets everywhere and I probably touched my wallet after.

                      As I stood there dropping my load they just waved me onto the plane. rather than take my free pass I actaully asked what had happened and they told me it was ‘too low’ to care about.

                      I didn;t realise qatar had a ‘too low’. Waiting to take off was like a scene from a movie. Once we were in the air I could not have been happier.

                      At work we are regularly touching cocaine / diamorphine (heroin) / fentanyl.

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                          note to self scruff myself up a bit if i get sent down.

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