Really good mate of mine could get serious time today

bosstrabs the best and Millsy’s finest moment to boot.

Big Herc stories are enough to keep me well away from a life of crime.

Along_the_Wire so many to choose from

I think I’ve told this one before - transited through Qatar airport with the missus - through security, even got patted down. Got to the airport hotel and checked the small jeans pocket - two tablets. Once again, I nearly passed out - life could be so different - they patted me down for fuck’s sake. Wish I hadn’t told the missus - what a mithering I got, especially when I suggested I hang on to them for the Maldives. Had to flush them and had a little cry.

Along_the_Wire lol. Hark at Mr Nice

Millsy Easily your best and it’s a reasonably high bar.

Millsy had they been found, it would been hard labour for life territory. And we’ll deserved for being an unchecking clown.

Me & my cousin flew back to England form India but decided to stop off in Dubai for a few days to visit an English friend. My cousin smuggled a toller of Manali cream as gift for our mate. Our mate got so paranoid he wouldn’t smoke it in his apartment or even down on the beach. I think he binned after we left.

Dubman no hindsight in kazakhstan, brother. 10 tabs of lsd in cell in 1995! baksheesh? what baksheesh!

Wally lol. Fair. ’for God’s sake woman, stop going on about it’ trap door opens

To be fair those yokes deserved a better sending off than getting flushed down the khazi. If any situation ever called for a bigger cause for a double drop, I’m yet to see it

I just want you to know Granto, that if you ever find youself banged up in a Turkish prison, I shall be the first to press my naked bosom against the glass wall for you

Millsy ‘First it was leaving the toilet seat up, THEN it was leaving a phone charger lying around and NOW it’s 40 years hard labour in a gulag. I’m going to my mothers, your dinner is in the microwave’

The closest I’ve ever been to prison is a 2 star hotel I stayed in during a visit to Liverpool as a student.

Remember seeing dog shit in reception.

Smallman1 this is why you don’t like Dave Clarke, strictly for tough guys!

ArchimedesQ fucking hell mate. Sent down for 12 months for having 2 tabs on you? Or did they factor in your previous?

Archimedes has failed to disclose that he’d previously killed 8 women.

mono-stereo I think plod had a word with the judge tbf. I’d been at it for a while and was getting away with it. Going not guilty and costing the taxpayer a fortune over £6 worth of gear probably didn’t help. I appealed against the sentence too but it took nearly 5 months to get to the appeal court and still got knocked back.