1) Mad Cyril
It is three years since MC lost to anybody other than Dave with a well-placed ’I’m in me mum’s car’ post. It is an exceptional record. Has single-handedly powered the Peppa Pig Table to parity with the now staid-looking Top Table.
2) Smallman
Still showing some glaring weakpoints with his made-up cheese allergy, leaky roof and Oxford Brookes degree, but his relentless optimism brushes aside allcomers (and picks up the treacles).
3) Dermo
Riding on the storm: Hurricane Ian sweeping him in to a top spot following his return.
4) Millsy
Millsy chugs away, perenially grinding his gears in the top 5 without ever reacing his peaks of old.
5) Sean
Sean has the potential to win but constantly undoes himself with spectacularly bad trab choices and his defence of three potato dishes.
6) Benson
Relentless pushing of his Oxford degree secures him an inevitable place in the top 10 as everyone gives up battling his credentialism.
7) CJ
Why? I’ve no idea, to be honest.
8) Si
Protege of the Bants School has steadily climbed in recent months as he has ingested lessons.
9) Hannu
Adventure sandals wearing mentalist on the frontline of Europe’s fight against the Russians (with his cats).
10) Mono-Stero
Does anybody really know the enigma that is Mono-Stero? Not really, but his off-the-wall humour continues to impress.
