Life may have its ups and downs but the bad times are not nearly so bad when you’ve got a glass of champagne in your hand.

People may come and go in your life but champagne and Prosecco are always my most reliable friends!

    The most important things in life are:

    Champagne
    Understanding friends
    Me time
    Out with friends
    Nights in with you
    Mystery dates
    Your hugs & kisses
    Food that you make for me
    A message from you
    Candles and birthday cake
    Eating out with you

      whatever I did. Thankfully none of my housewife market will until it’s too late

      Jaded clubbers make tender lovers

      You can beat an egg , you can’t beat a wank

      Millsy Any slogan can be improved by adding ‘….and wine’ at the end

      ’Keep calm and drink GHB

      …and wine’

      I’m not sure it works with that one.

      "If you love something, set it free…

      If it comes back, it is yours…

      If it does not, catch it, kill it and fuck it".

      3 potato sides + 2 glasses of bubbles =
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