Fuck off
And wine
Fuck off
And wine
Life may have its ups and downs but the bad times are not nearly so bad when you’ve got a glass of champagne in your hand.
People may come and go in your life but champagne and Prosecco are always my most reliable friends!
Eat shit Drink wine
The most important things in life are:
Champagne
Understanding friends
Me time
Out with friends
Nights in with you
Mystery dates
Your hugs & kisses
Food that you make for me
A message from you
Candles and birthday cake
Eating out with you
If it bleeds, we can kill it
Phil-McRackin and wine
whatever Perfect for a box of tissues
Jaded clubbers make tender lovers
You can beat an egg , you can’t beat a wank
All women are cunts, apart from you who I love
"If you love something, set it free…
If it comes back, it is yours…
If it does not, catch it, kill it and fuck it".
3 potato sides + 2 glasses of bubbles =
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