The most important things in life are:

Champagne
Understanding friends
Me time
Out with friends
Nights in with you
Mystery dates
Your hugs & kisses
Food that you make for me
A message from you
Candles and birthday cake
Eating out with you

    whatever I did. Thankfully none of my housewife market will until it’s too late

      Jaded clubbers make tender lovers

      You can beat an egg , you can’t beat a wank

      Millsy Any slogan can be improved by adding ‘….and wine’ at the end

      ’Keep calm and drink GHB

      …and wine’

      I’m not sure it works with that one.

        "If you love something, set it free…

        If it comes back, it is yours…

        If it does not, catch it, kill it and fuck it".

        3 potato sides + 2 glasses of bubbles =
        1 love ❤️