Hi everyone! As you know I have a massively successful Etsy shop selling all kinds of tip top slogan merch, from coasters and wall art through to fashionable T-shirts and wine bottle holders and cups and shit. Anyway! I’m on the lookout for life affirming, slogans to increase my range and couldn’t think of a better creative bunch of sloganistas than you lot. Help!

Top tips for slogans.

  1. They don’t have to make logical sense
  2. Think about your target market. Is it teen goth girls, menopausal housewives or gheys?
  3. Any slogan can be improved by adding ‘….and wine’ at the end.

What you can win: a t-shirt or hoodie with your slogan on the front.

Enter now!

    Life may have its ups and downs but the bad times are not nearly so bad when you’ve got a glass of champagne in your hand.

    People may come and go in your life but champagne and Prosecco are always my most reliable friends!

      The most important things in life are:

      Champagne
      Understanding friends
      Me time
      Out with friends
      Nights in with you
      Mystery dates
      Your hugs & kisses
      Food that you make for me
      A message from you
      Candles and birthday cake
      Eating out with you

        whatever I did. Thankfully none of my housewife market will until it’s too late

          Jaded clubbers make tender lovers

          You can beat an egg , you can’t beat a wank

          Millsy Any slogan can be improved by adding ‘….and wine’ at the end

          ’Keep calm and drink GHB

          …and wine’

          I’m not sure it works with that one.

            "If you love something, set it free…

            If it comes back, it is yours…

            If it does not, catch it, kill it and fuck it".

            3 potato sides + 2 glasses of bubbles =
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