Geordies

Did the lucky treacle happen to mention whereabouts from thr motherland she’s from Ed?

I know everyone north of Essex are Northern proles to you but there’s a fair swing depending on the answer.

Smallman1 South Shields.

…NOT a Geordie. A Sanddancer.

Highly likely to have mackem tendencies, likely raised on blue pop and cheesy chips, impressed when anywhere doesn’t smell of dog shit, pushes an Alsatian around in a pram etc.

Match made in heaven tbh Ed.

Unbroken1 she won’t be impressed with Ed then

Smallman1 why the long wait? Are you at the back of a queue or something

There’s just three standard conversational pieces that any Geordie lass will find endearing and you’ll be sweet.

1. Byker Grove (isn’t it sad what happened to PJ)
2. Alan Shearer
3. Gazza’s version of Fog on the Tyne.

Any excuse to post this clip obv

They will love you.

Edwand falls in love and moves to South Shields.

Council house with a holeless roof and weekends at the Working Men’s coalface with Ronnie Pickering.

Or winning as he’d like to call it.

Sail fair Eddie

ehitach2 Pure nightmare fuel.

Edwand sifting dating sites

She’ll beat the shit out you given half a chance too

‘So do you fancy going for a beer or something?’
er ok?'
when suits?'

‘3 weeks’

seanc80 She prob has a very busy dating schedule. All top cock first choice go first and the rest goes a few weeks down the line when she’s back from ‘holiday’ and she fancies a few free meals.

lol this thread is right in Damo & Wally’s wheelhouse

I once met a fit Geordie lass in Magaluf, put on a Geordie accent to pull her and managed to gradually transition back into a Scotsman over the course of the next week completely undetected.

To be fair I absolutely love the cunts.