Heading out on a date with a Geordie lass in a couple of weeks?

Are they any cop and is there anything I should know about in advance?

    Amazing banter, good crack, seen more cock than a toilet seat….

    But enough about Ed….

      Did the lucky treacle happen to mention whereabouts from thr motherland she’s from Ed?

      I know everyone north of Essex are Northern proles to you but there’s a fair swing depending on the answer.

      Wally Amazing banter, good crack, seen more cock than a toilet seat….

      But enough about Ed….

      Lol!

        Smallman1 South Shields.

        …NOT a Geordie. A Sanddancer.

        Highly likely to have mackem tendencies, likely raised on blue pop and cheesy chips, impressed when anywhere doesn’t smell of dog shit, pushes an Alsatian around in a pram etc.

        Match made in heaven tbh Ed.

            Unbroken1 …NOT a Geordie. A Sanddancer.

            Highly likely to have mackem tendencies, likely raised on blue pop and cheesy chips, impressed when anywhere doesn’t smell of dog shit, pushes an Alsatian around in a pram etc.

            Match made in heaven tbh Ed.

            Lol!

            Hold tight for feedback!

                alistair why the long wait? Are you at the back of a queue or something 😂

                She’s on her holibobs!

                  There’s just three standard conversational pieces that any Geordie lass will find endearing and you’ll be sweet.

                  1. Byker Grove (isn’t it sad what happened to PJ)
                  2. Alan Shearer
                  3. Gazza’s version of Fog on the Tyne.

                  Unbroken1 Damo is right. Not a Geordie. A filthy mackem. The lack of bantz will be even more terminal than the dose of the clap she’ll give you.

                    Any excuse to post this clip obv

                    Edwand falls in love and moves to South Shields.

                    Council house with a holeless roof and weekends at the Working Men’s coalface with Ronnie Pickering.

                    Or winning as he’d like to call it.

                    Sail fair Eddie

                      Edwand sifting dating sites 😆

                      She’ll beat the shit out you given half a chance too 🤞

                      ‘So do you fancy going for a beer or something?’
                      er ok?'
                      when suits?'

                      ‘3 weeks’

                        seanc80 She prob has a very busy dating schedule. All top cock first choice go first and the rest goes a few weeks down the line when she’s back from ‘holiday’ and she fancies a few free meals.

                          lol this thread is right in Damo & Wally’s wheelhouse

                          I once met a fit Geordie lass in Magaluf, put on a Geordie accent to pull her and managed to gradually transition back into a Scotsman over the course of the next week completely undetected.

                          To be fair I absolutely love the cunts.

                            C_J To be fair I absolutely love the cunts.

                            😘 😘 x

                            To the man on a date, there’s South Shields and then there’s South Shields.. she also might not have been raised there.

                            In some respects that area is the next in line to be more up and coming as people branch away from the more expensive areas of newcastle (which this is about 20 miles from)

                            It depends what pedigree she is, I’ve been off the dating scene for 15 years but I would have been wary back in the day. Some of them are pure lush and some of them are hacky meffs!

                                I’m from North Shields. South Shields is definitely Shelbyville where they marry their cousins.

                                  Having run in the Great North Run, it definitely feels like you’re running in the wrong direction. Running away from South Shields towards to city center would seem more appropriate.

                                  NasserAlazzawi In some respects that area is the next in line to be more up and coming as people branch away from the more expensive areas of newcastle once it’s been razed to the ground by heavy-grade thermonuclear weaponry

                                    Wally I’m from North Shields. South Shields is definitely Shelbyville where they marry their cousins.

                                    You guys have always had beef (I’m a Crammy lad)

                                      Just saw Bridget Phillipson on Sky News there (Shadow Education minister)

                                      A Geordie* and a ride.

                                      *from Washington in Tyne & Wear apparently; I have no idea where that lies technically on the whole Geordie-Mackem spectrum. If it quacks like a duck etc.

                                        Not that I’m getting ahead of myself but her family will end up loving me.

                                        It’s the cheeky playful bants!

                                          I’ve yet to meet a Geordie who harbours anything but the fondest of deferential affection for cheeky, self-confident southerners like you Ed so I’m sure you’re right.

                                          C_J A Geordie* and a ride.

                                          *from Washington in Tyne & Wear apparently; I have no idea where that lies technically on the whole Geordie-Mackem spectrum.

                                          I’m not even sure, it’s right between the two, possibly leaning slightly towards mackem. Like a no man’s land industrial estate.

                                              NasserAlazzawi
                                              Not much there is there? couple of new build estates and some top secret stuff I’m not allowed to tell you about.

                                              Closer to Durham too?