Heading out on a date with a Geordie lass in a couple of weeks?

Are they any cop and is there anything I should know about in advance?

    Amazing banter, good crack, seen more cock than a toilet seat….

    But enough about Ed….

      Did the lucky treacle happen to mention whereabouts from thr motherland she’s from Ed?

      I know everyone north of Essex are Northern proles to you but there’s a fair swing depending on the answer.

      Wally Amazing banter, good crack, seen more cock than a toilet seat….

      But enough about Ed….

      Lol!

      Smallman1 South Shields.

      …NOT a Geordie. A Sanddancer.

      Highly likely to have mackem tendencies, likely raised on blue pop and cheesy chips, impressed when anywhere doesn’t smell of dog shit, pushes an Alsatian around in a pram etc.

      Match made in heaven tbh Ed.

        Unbroken1 …NOT a Geordie. A Sanddancer.

        Highly likely to have mackem tendencies, likely raised on blue pop and cheesy chips, impressed when anywhere doesn’t smell of dog shit, pushes an Alsatian around in a pram etc.

        Match made in heaven tbh Ed.

        Lol!

        Hold tight for feedback!

          alistair why the long wait? Are you at the back of a queue or something 😂

          She’s on her holibobs!

          There’s just three standard conversational pieces that any Geordie lass will find endearing and you’ll be sweet.

          1. Byker Grove (isn’t it sad what happened to PJ)
          2. Alan Shearer
          3. Gazza’s version of Fog on the Tyne.

          Unbroken1 Damo is right. Not a Geordie. A filthy mackem. The lack of bantz will be even more terminal than the dose of the clap she’ll give you.

          Any excuse to post this clip obv

          Edwand falls in love and moves to South Shields.

          Council house with a holeless roof and weekends at the Working Men’s coalface with Ronnie Pickering.

          Or winning as he’d like to call it.

          Sail fair Eddie

            Edwand sifting dating sites 😆

            She’ll beat the shit out you given half a chance too 🤞

            ‘So do you fancy going for a beer or something?’
            er ok?'
            when suits?'

            ‘3 weeks’

              seanc80 She prob has a very busy dating schedule. All top cock first choice go first and the rest goes a few weeks down the line when she’s back from ‘holiday’ and she fancies a few free meals.