lol this thread is right in Damo & Wally’s wheelhouse

I once met a fit Geordie lass in Magaluf, put on a Geordie accent to pull her and managed to gradually transition back into a Scotsman over the course of the next week completely undetected.

To be fair I absolutely love the cunts.

    C_J To be fair I absolutely love the cunts.

    😘 😘 x

    To the man on a date, there’s South Shields and then there’s South Shields.. she also might not have been raised there.

    In some respects that area is the next in line to be more up and coming as people branch away from the more expensive areas of newcastle (which this is about 20 miles from)

    It depends what pedigree she is, I’ve been off the dating scene for 15 years but I would have been wary back in the day. Some of them are pure lush and some of them are hacky meffs!

        I’m from North Shields. South Shields is definitely Shelbyville where they marry their cousins.

          Having run in the Great North Run, it definitely feels like you’re running in the wrong direction. Running away from South Shields towards to city center would seem more appropriate.

          NasserAlazzawi In some respects that area is the next in line to be more up and coming as people branch away from the more expensive areas of newcastle once it’s been razed to the ground by heavy-grade thermonuclear weaponry

            Wally I’m from North Shields. South Shields is definitely Shelbyville where they marry their cousins.

            You guys have always had beef (I’m a Crammy lad)

              Just saw Bridget Phillipson on Sky News there (Shadow Education minister)

              A Geordie* and a ride.

              *from Washington in Tyne & Wear apparently; I have no idea where that lies technically on the whole Geordie-Mackem spectrum. If it quacks like a duck etc.

                Not that I’m getting ahead of myself but her family will end up loving me.

                It’s the cheeky playful bants!

                  I’ve yet to meet a Geordie who harbours anything but the fondest of deferential affection for cheeky, self-confident southerners like you Ed so I’m sure you’re right.

                  C_J A Geordie* and a ride.

                  *from Washington in Tyne & Wear apparently; I have no idea where that lies technically on the whole Geordie-Mackem spectrum.

                  I’m not even sure, it’s right between the two, possibly leaning slightly towards mackem. Like a no man’s land industrial estate.

                      NasserAlazzawi
                      Not much there is there? couple of new build estates and some top secret stuff I’m not allowed to tell you about.

                      Closer to Durham too?